
A Sort-of Guided Meditation for Life in the Department of War Era
The Department of “Defense” just dropped the act and rebranded as the Department of War. Not a glitch, not Orwellian doublespeak—just truth in advertising. In this episode, Lloyd Dobler guides you through a sort-of meditation that uses breath like a crowbar, prying open myths about defense, empire, and silence.
Seven affirmations. One loud monkey mind. And a reminder that kindness, refusal, and joy are stronger than any budget line item.
Sit down, breathe, and join Lloyd as he finds stillness in hostile conditions—and maybe slips a crowbar into the hinges of empire while he’s at it.
From the edge of empire and the center of the self—this is The Tao of Lloyd.

Superman vs. The Ministry of Truth Social - Ep. 4
Lloyd Dobler returns to blast Fox News, Kellyanne Conway, and the anti-woke outrage machine for melting down over a kind Superman. Side A rants. Side B breathes. Sort of.

A Sort-of Guided Meditation for People Who Meditate Badly (And That’s Okay)
If you've ever sat down to find inner peace and instead spent twenty minutes doomscrolling the news, while stressing that Mark Zuckerberg is monetizing your memories or you have admitted, ‘no! I don’t know what the sound of one hand clapping is, actually’— then this meditation if for you.