
A Sort-of Guided Meditation for Life in the Department of War Era
The Department of “Defense” just dropped the act and rebranded as the Department of War. Not a glitch, not Orwellian doublespeak—just truth in advertising. In this episode, Lloyd Dobler guides you through a sort-of meditation that uses breath like a crowbar, prying open myths about defense, empire, and silence.
Seven affirmations. One loud monkey mind. And a reminder that kindness, refusal, and joy are stronger than any budget line item.
Sit down, breathe, and join Lloyd as he finds stillness in hostile conditions—and maybe slips a crowbar into the hinges of empire while he’s at it.
From the edge of empire and the center of the self—this is The Tao of Lloyd.

Trump’s Museum of Lies: A Sort-of Guided Meditation for Erased Histories
Lloyd Dobler takes on Trump’s Smithsonian erasures, Confederate cosplay, and book bans in Episode 9 of The Tao of Lloyd. A satirical guided meditation for erased histories, memory, and resistance.

Cobain and Lao Tzu vs. Palantir
What happens when you try to meditate with Kurt Cobain screaming in one ear and Lao Tzu whispering in the other?
This week on The Tao of Lloyd, it's a sorta guided meditation for anyone caught between punk-rock rage and Zen detachmen

So, I Got an Email from Diane Court...
Lloyd Dobler gets an email from his high school sweetheart, Diane Court — and spirals into a mix of Gen X heartbreak, that sinking “what can one person do” feeling when the system feels rigged from the inside, and a sort-of guided meditation on what happens when your ex joins the machine.

Donald Trump’s Obituary: A Meditation on Death. His, Yours, and Mine.
Donald Trump’s Obituary: A Meditation on Death. His, Yours, and Mine. - Tao of Lloyd/ TaoofLloyd.com

A Gen X Manifesto for the Trump Era: How to Be Water in a House on Fire
Lloyd Dobler returns with a Gen X manifesto for the Trump era—blending political satire, spiritual resistance, and Bruce Lee philosophy. Stream this episode of The Tao of Lloyd for a smart, irreverent look at how to be water when the house is on fire.

Superman vs. The Ministry of Truth Social - Ep. 4
Lloyd Dobler returns to blast Fox News, Kellyanne Conway, and the anti-woke outrage machine for melting down over a kind Superman. Side A rants. Side B breathes. Sort of.


Sacred Refusal in the Trump Era | The Tao of Lloyd – Ep.1
Lloyd Dobler returns in this debut episode of The Tao of Lloyd, a satirical podcast blending Zen philosophy, Gen X resistance, and anti-fascist truth for the Trump 2.0 era. Listen now.

A Sort-of Guided Meditation for People Who Meditate Badly (And That’s Okay)
If you've ever sat down to find inner peace and instead spent twenty minutes doomscrolling the news, while stressing that Mark Zuckerberg is monetizing your memories or you have admitted, ‘no! I don’t know what the sound of one hand clapping is, actually’— then this meditation if for you.